Hey guys!
Hows things? Firstly, Happy New Year!! How's your 2017?! So much has happened lately!! I've bought a new car, got a new job and i'm off to Iceland next week!! I'm so excited! Can't wait to tell you all about it! So today I'll be sharing my reasons why being single is awesome!! Enjoy ;)
1. More time for yourself.
Yes! More time to focus on you, more time to travel, study or whatever you want to do! You choose!
2. More money for you.
No date for valentines? So what! Take yourself out to dinner instead! Take yourself on holiday! Buy yourself flowers or diamonds! You don't have to wait for a male to buy them for you.
3. No heartbreak.
When your single, you call the shots. if you wanna date, you can. if you don't then that's ok! At least no-one will break your heart!
4. No pregnancy panic.
'Nuff said!
5. More time to focus on career.
Many people like staying single until their 30's as it means that they can focus on their career and building up a stronger financial future before they settle down. Sounds very wise to me!
So, there we have it! Those are my top five reasons why its great to be single! Hope you enjoyed reading!
Til next time, guys!
Emily xx
Monday, 6 February 2017
Monday, 18 April 2016
How to play 'Hard To Get'
Hello everyone!! How are we?
So, following on from my last post, my male 'ex-best-friend' has contacted me again!!
It simply reads... "Hey Em, hopefully you don't hate me........just wanted to say I hope you're OK"
Well, i felt like replying "Yup. Never better! Was fine 'til you messaged..."! Like, what right does he think he has to message me after dumping me by text?! Because obviously I'm just gonna be like "Yeah!!! Hey best friend!! OMG missed you loads!! Was literally just thinking about you!! Lets meet up!!"..... UMMMMMMMMM.....NAHHHHHHH! No thank you!! Why on earth would i give him another chance! Let alone a reply!
So!!!! As they say, 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!' Which i actually think is very true! Don't let someone take something from you and use you without you taking and using first! Harsh, but very true! Guys are more likely to stick around because they love the chase. So, since now i'm practically an expert on this technique of dating.... Here's how to play "Hard to get"!!
1. Take FOREVER to reply: Don't reply straight away!! Act like you're hardly ever on your phone!
2. If you have WhatsApp, View the message but then don't reply for ages: You know those really annoying blue ticks? Use thoose to your advantage!!
3. Use other social media since he sent the message: So, if you have this person that you're teasing on another form of social media (i.e. Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter etc) update your 'Story'/'Status' etc since he sent his last message! This appears like you're way too busy having a life to reply to his message! He isn't high on your priorities!
4. Be mysterious: Don't tell him all your deepest and darkest secrets on the first date. Let him work hard to win your attention and trust first. Also, dress conservatively - no boobs, thigh or midriff on show!! He has to work hard to see your beautiful body!! Only the lucky ones hit the jackpot!!
5. Be unattainable: If he asks you on a date, remember that YOU'RE BUSY!!! (Well, the first couple of times anyway). Don't get all excited when he asks you out!! HE should be the one who's excited to take you out!! Not the other way round! You're the prize to be won, remember!
6. Remind him there's competition: So gently hint that he's up against loads of other guys and you'll only choose the best of the lot! Something like saying "This guy at my work really fancies me! Keeps asking me out all the time!" Or "My neighbour asked me out for dinner the other day!" or "Someone left flowers on my desk at work yesterday! Still trying to find out who this secret admirer is!" It will drive him crazy and he'll work harder for your attention!
Okay so that's it!! Hope you enjoyed todays post! I'll be back shortly!
Love,
Emily x
So, following on from my last post, my male 'ex-best-friend' has contacted me again!!
It simply reads... "Hey Em, hopefully you don't hate me........just wanted to say I hope you're OK"
Well, i felt like replying "Yup. Never better! Was fine 'til you messaged..."! Like, what right does he think he has to message me after dumping me by text?! Because obviously I'm just gonna be like "Yeah!!! Hey best friend!! OMG missed you loads!! Was literally just thinking about you!! Lets meet up!!"..... UMMMMMMMMM.....NAHHHHHHH! No thank you!! Why on earth would i give him another chance! Let alone a reply!
So!!!! As they say, 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!' Which i actually think is very true! Don't let someone take something from you and use you without you taking and using first! Harsh, but very true! Guys are more likely to stick around because they love the chase. So, since now i'm practically an expert on this technique of dating.... Here's how to play "Hard to get"!!
1. Take FOREVER to reply: Don't reply straight away!! Act like you're hardly ever on your phone!
2. If you have WhatsApp, View the message but then don't reply for ages: You know those really annoying blue ticks? Use thoose to your advantage!!
3. Use other social media since he sent the message: So, if you have this person that you're teasing on another form of social media (i.e. Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter etc) update your 'Story'/'Status' etc since he sent his last message! This appears like you're way too busy having a life to reply to his message! He isn't high on your priorities!
4. Be mysterious: Don't tell him all your deepest and darkest secrets on the first date. Let him work hard to win your attention and trust first. Also, dress conservatively - no boobs, thigh or midriff on show!! He has to work hard to see your beautiful body!! Only the lucky ones hit the jackpot!!
5. Be unattainable: If he asks you on a date, remember that YOU'RE BUSY!!! (Well, the first couple of times anyway). Don't get all excited when he asks you out!! HE should be the one who's excited to take you out!! Not the other way round! You're the prize to be won, remember!
6. Remind him there's competition: So gently hint that he's up against loads of other guys and you'll only choose the best of the lot! Something like saying "This guy at my work really fancies me! Keeps asking me out all the time!" Or "My neighbour asked me out for dinner the other day!" or "Someone left flowers on my desk at work yesterday! Still trying to find out who this secret admirer is!" It will drive him crazy and he'll work harder for your attention!
Okay so that's it!! Hope you enjoyed todays post! I'll be back shortly!
Love,
Emily x
Friday, 4 March 2016
How to get over a break up.
Hello everybody!
It's been a while hasn't it?
God, so much has happened lately!! I've just come back from the beautiful Dutch capital of Amsterdam! Its such an amazing city and I wish i could be back there! Only problem was that I went with a male.... yes... I know.... He's my best friend-- No wait. He WAS my best friend. Well, to cut a long story short, He text me on monday to say that he didn't want to see me anymore.. I was a little broken, to be honest. After all those years of 'friend-zoning' him i never though that HE would dump me!!
So.. what exactly can help you to get over a break up? What can help keep the depression at bay??
Well!!! Unfortunately, I am now an expert!! haha
1. Wine, Wine and more WINE! - As the saying goes, Wine is a girls best friend!! Well, it HAS to be now that my 'man' is nowhere to be seen.... Yet, a man could never make you feel better than a glass or three of wine!!
2. A Pamper evening!! - Nothing beats a pamper evening! Plus, it doesn't break the bank either!! Grab a face mask, your favourite nail varnish, (DO NOT forget wine!), a bowl of popcorn and whack on a DVD!! #UltimateBliss!
3. Your right hand.. - Admit it... A male could never please you more than your right hand could... EVER!
4. And lastly, a good cry - Sometimes we want to show the world that we're absolutely fine, but deep down inside we're actually being torn apart. Sometimes we want to show him that we wouldn't actually give a sh*t if he walked away, but really we're afraid that we won't find anyone who made us feel as wonder struck and utterly starry-eyed as he made us feel. But sometimes, even if it is behind closed doors, we need to just let it all out and accept how we really feel inside.
So That's it!! I hope you've enjoyed this post!! I promise I will come back more regularly!!
'Til next time!
Emily xx
It's been a while hasn't it?
God, so much has happened lately!! I've just come back from the beautiful Dutch capital of Amsterdam! Its such an amazing city and I wish i could be back there! Only problem was that I went with a male.... yes... I know.... He's my best friend-- No wait. He WAS my best friend. Well, to cut a long story short, He text me on monday to say that he didn't want to see me anymore.. I was a little broken, to be honest. After all those years of 'friend-zoning' him i never though that HE would dump me!!
So.. what exactly can help you to get over a break up? What can help keep the depression at bay??
Well!!! Unfortunately, I am now an expert!! haha
1. Wine, Wine and more WINE! - As the saying goes, Wine is a girls best friend!! Well, it HAS to be now that my 'man' is nowhere to be seen.... Yet, a man could never make you feel better than a glass or three of wine!!
2. A Pamper evening!! - Nothing beats a pamper evening! Plus, it doesn't break the bank either!! Grab a face mask, your favourite nail varnish, (DO NOT forget wine!), a bowl of popcorn and whack on a DVD!! #UltimateBliss!
3. Your right hand.. - Admit it... A male could never please you more than your right hand could... EVER!
4. And lastly, a good cry - Sometimes we want to show the world that we're absolutely fine, but deep down inside we're actually being torn apart. Sometimes we want to show him that we wouldn't actually give a sh*t if he walked away, but really we're afraid that we won't find anyone who made us feel as wonder struck and utterly starry-eyed as he made us feel. But sometimes, even if it is behind closed doors, we need to just let it all out and accept how we really feel inside.
So That's it!! I hope you've enjoyed this post!! I promise I will come back more regularly!!
'Til next time!
Emily xx
Sunday, 8 March 2015
How to lose 150lbs almost instantly.
Hi Everyone I'm back! How have you been?
Today I'll be talking about weight and how to lose it! I know a fool-proof way of losing 150 lbs in about 5 seconds. here's the trick:
You can dump your pathetic boyfriends *ss. That's right. you know he's just dead weight to you anyway. The feelings are no longer there and you may as well be single. So, dump him and go order dominos and watch movies on netflix. (Might end up putting this weight back on because of the pizza but oh well at least its a worthwhile reason).
Another way you can lose this weight is by diet and exercise. Might take slightly longer than 5 seconds though. Just saying.
Here's my exercise plan:
Cardio - 20 mins on the treadmill. Interval training. 30 second sprints, 2 min jog and 30 second walking.
Resistance - 100 sit ups, 40 push ups, 40 leg raises, 40 tricep dips and 70 squats
Here's my daily diet:
Breakfast - Scrambled Eggs, Green Tea and a banana
Lunch - Chicken salad, Green Tea and plenty of water to drink
Dinner - Salmon and salad
Snacks - Protein shake
So there you have it!! Keep trying hard and increase the intensity of your workout every week! And soon you'll have a stunning beach body!!
Thanks for reading and have a great week!
Emily
Today I'll be talking about weight and how to lose it! I know a fool-proof way of losing 150 lbs in about 5 seconds. here's the trick:
You can dump your pathetic boyfriends *ss. That's right. you know he's just dead weight to you anyway. The feelings are no longer there and you may as well be single. So, dump him and go order dominos and watch movies on netflix. (Might end up putting this weight back on because of the pizza but oh well at least its a worthwhile reason).
Another way you can lose this weight is by diet and exercise. Might take slightly longer than 5 seconds though. Just saying.
Here's my exercise plan:
Cardio - 20 mins on the treadmill. Interval training. 30 second sprints, 2 min jog and 30 second walking.
Resistance - 100 sit ups, 40 push ups, 40 leg raises, 40 tricep dips and 70 squats
Here's my daily diet:
Breakfast - Scrambled Eggs, Green Tea and a banana
Lunch - Chicken salad, Green Tea and plenty of water to drink
Dinner - Salmon and salad
Snacks - Protein shake
So there you have it!! Keep trying hard and increase the intensity of your workout every week! And soon you'll have a stunning beach body!!
Thanks for reading and have a great week!
Emily
Tuesday, 23 December 2014
How To Survive Christmas Without A Boyfriend.
Hello everyone!
And Merry Christmas to you all!
Today, I'll be sharing my secrets to surviving christmas without a boyfriend. all my friends at the moment seem to have their 'special someone'. While I'm sitting at home in my onesie scoffing mince pies and a ton of chocolate (and of course a glass of something red) in front of the TV, my mates are on fantastic dates with handsome men, swapping funny stories and christmas presents under the mistletoe. Surely, I can't be the only one?? There are well over 7 billion people on this planet and I can't seem to find one that wants to stay. But, chin up!! Here's my five ways to survive christmas without a winter boyfriend...
1. Party with your single friends! - We all have that one friend that is a complete party animal! And what better way to spend the party season than to party!! So get that LBD (little black dress) on and those really cute kitten heels and paint the town red!!!
2. Curl up with a good book - That's right! Not only is it the season to be jolly, but it's also the season to be freezing! So shut the curtains, put on your onesie and whack out Bridget Jones's Diary!!
3. SHOPPING!! - Not all of us are organised and have all our presents under the tree by the 1st of December haha! So since there's late night shopping why not have a browse on the high street! You can pick up some lovely gifts for your friends! Me and soph actually went to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland a couple of weeks ago! Theres lovely christmas markets and food stalls to buy mulled wine and, of course, there are rides and ice skating!!!
4. Get a new pet - A few weeks ago I got a new Hamster called Cinnamon! (Call me sad but they make fantastic pets!) You'll be so busy looking after your new pet and welcoming it to your family that you won't have time to think about men!
5. Make more time for your family! - Time flies and you soon realise that It's been a month since you've seen your grantparents! Well, why not pay them a visit! Arrive with a gift (I got mine a box of Milk Tray which they LOVE) and have a nice cuppa and a chin wag. They'll be so happy just to see you! That's what christmas is all about after all. It's about spending time with the people closest to you!!
So those are my tips for enjoying christmas without a man! No need to fret! Just follow these tips and everything will work out for the best! Have a wonderful and happy Christmas everyone!!
Emily xx
And Merry Christmas to you all!
Today, I'll be sharing my secrets to surviving christmas without a boyfriend. all my friends at the moment seem to have their 'special someone'. While I'm sitting at home in my onesie scoffing mince pies and a ton of chocolate (and of course a glass of something red) in front of the TV, my mates are on fantastic dates with handsome men, swapping funny stories and christmas presents under the mistletoe. Surely, I can't be the only one?? There are well over 7 billion people on this planet and I can't seem to find one that wants to stay. But, chin up!! Here's my five ways to survive christmas without a winter boyfriend...
1. Party with your single friends! - We all have that one friend that is a complete party animal! And what better way to spend the party season than to party!! So get that LBD (little black dress) on and those really cute kitten heels and paint the town red!!!
2. Curl up with a good book - That's right! Not only is it the season to be jolly, but it's also the season to be freezing! So shut the curtains, put on your onesie and whack out Bridget Jones's Diary!!
3. SHOPPING!! - Not all of us are organised and have all our presents under the tree by the 1st of December haha! So since there's late night shopping why not have a browse on the high street! You can pick up some lovely gifts for your friends! Me and soph actually went to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland a couple of weeks ago! Theres lovely christmas markets and food stalls to buy mulled wine and, of course, there are rides and ice skating!!!
4. Get a new pet - A few weeks ago I got a new Hamster called Cinnamon! (Call me sad but they make fantastic pets!) You'll be so busy looking after your new pet and welcoming it to your family that you won't have time to think about men!
5. Make more time for your family! - Time flies and you soon realise that It's been a month since you've seen your grantparents! Well, why not pay them a visit! Arrive with a gift (I got mine a box of Milk Tray which they LOVE) and have a nice cuppa and a chin wag. They'll be so happy just to see you! That's what christmas is all about after all. It's about spending time with the people closest to you!!
So those are my tips for enjoying christmas without a man! No need to fret! Just follow these tips and everything will work out for the best! Have a wonderful and happy Christmas everyone!!
Emily xx
Saturday, 22 November 2014
How to get a boyfriend.
Hello everyone!!!
Seeing as I have extensive experience in love (hahaha...), i thought it would be a great idea for me to post about it.
Having trouble getting a boyfriend? Fells like you've been single for ages? You've come to the right blog!!
Below are my (fool-proof) tips to get a boyfriend!!!!
1. Dont sleep with him on the first date.
You heard. Dont give it up. In fact,dont give it up EVERRRR. He'll want you more.
2. ALWAYS, and i mean ALWAYS - play hard. to. get.
Kind of relating to the previous tip. If they text you, take AGESS to reply. They love the chase. Imagine you are the goat and they are the lion... Or something like that. Well, either way, be the unattainable. Guys love that.
3. Be wonderful and know it.
You are a beautiful, fantastic woman. You are the prize. Do NOT settle for just anyone!!
4. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy life.
So what if Mr Gorgeous hasn't texted you back after that amazing date you had last week!! His loss! You had things to do that night anyway. Plus, you prefer the single life. More money for yourself. More time for yourself. And you dont have to shave your legs either!!
So those are my secrets to getting a boyfriend! Good luck, beauts!!
Emily xx
Having trouble getting a boyfriend? Fells like you've been single for ages? You've come to the right blog!!
Below are my (fool-proof) tips to get a boyfriend!!!!
1. Dont sleep with him on the first date.
You heard. Dont give it up. In fact,dont give it up EVERRRR. He'll want you more.
2. ALWAYS, and i mean ALWAYS - play hard. to. get.
Kind of relating to the previous tip. If they text you, take AGESS to reply. They love the chase. Imagine you are the goat and they are the lion... Or something like that. Well, either way, be the unattainable. Guys love that.
3. Be wonderful and know it.
You are a beautiful, fantastic woman. You are the prize. Do NOT settle for just anyone!!
4. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy life.
So what if Mr Gorgeous hasn't texted you back after that amazing date you had last week!! His loss! You had things to do that night anyway. Plus, you prefer the single life. More money for yourself. More time for yourself. And you dont have to shave your legs either!!
So those are my secrets to getting a boyfriend! Good luck, beauts!!
Emily xx
Monday, 10 November 2014
Signed Off.
Good evening, Beauts! Okay, so I have to fill you in on the latest happenings in the world of Emily!
So, I havent been to work in about five days because I've been signed off by the doctor for depression. Obviously, I'm SOOO pleased about that! As if i could stand another day in that place.. So I've been just relaxing and chilling at home. (Yeah sorry I havent updated before now...). I'm off until the 19th Nov thank god. Fully paid of course. I've had lie ins every f#cking day and its been amazinggg!!!
I'm going out in Norwich with Domi and chels this weekend to get HAMMEREDDD (ohh and its chelseas birthday..). So tomorrow the plan is to buy a new dress for saturday! I'm looking for something like a midi style dress and I'm planning on having my hair up because my hair dryer broke and I cba to buy a new one lol.
My life is sooo exciting that I went to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the cinema with soph the other day. It was awesome. Okay well on that note, time to go to sleep!! Talk to you later!
Emily xx
So, I havent been to work in about five days because I've been signed off by the doctor for depression. Obviously, I'm SOOO pleased about that! As if i could stand another day in that place.. So I've been just relaxing and chilling at home. (Yeah sorry I havent updated before now...). I'm off until the 19th Nov thank god. Fully paid of course. I've had lie ins every f#cking day and its been amazinggg!!!
I'm going out in Norwich with Domi and chels this weekend to get HAMMEREDDD (ohh and its chelseas birthday..). So tomorrow the plan is to buy a new dress for saturday! I'm looking for something like a midi style dress and I'm planning on having my hair up because my hair dryer broke and I cba to buy a new one lol.
My life is sooo exciting that I went to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the cinema with soph the other day. It was awesome. Okay well on that note, time to go to sleep!! Talk to you later!
Emily xx
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